Saturday, January 3, 2009

Funny things kids say

(Warning: If you get easily offended then dont read!)
I just thought I would journal a couple of funny comments my kids have made lately. I know this will propably be used against them when they get girlfriends but, it is to funny to not share!
All I have to say is that boys are way to into themselves starting at such an early age!

So here we go:
Caleb was in the bath and I was cleaning or something and he said to me, mom what is this???? I said what and went over to the bath and said oh those are your testicals. He said okay and dropped it. I went on doing whatever it was I was doing and Caleb said mom come and look. I went over and he said look it looks like a brain. To my surprise he was squeezing his testicals together and calling them a brain!

Okay for Paxton:
He was also in the bath the other day and he yells to be "Mom my penis is black. So I went and looked and I said I think that is just normal. Paxton said sometimes it changes colors. I said okay. He then said I think it is a mood penis. I just started laughing and walked out.

Little do my angels know, that is their first brain, the other one is not used as much as this one and it does change with their moods. I love my boys! They keep me laughing!

12 comments:

Kiersten said...

Sooooo Funny!

Becky said...

I love it!! Ben usually talks about his penis in public restrooms. Kids are awesome

Shandell said...

That is hilarious!

Shannon said...

When you told me BOTH of those stories I seriously LMAO!!! THey are SO FUNNY!!!!! I'm proud of you for posting! I think I'll shout it from the rooftops!

The Sermons of the Day said...

That was the best. I LOL. I miss you.

Jessica said...

I needed a good laugh! A mood penis!

Kat said...

Are you kidding!! That is so funny! I don't know what I would do with boys!

Angie said...

That is funny. Although, I thought that it only has one mood. ATTENTION.

Très Sucré said...

That's so freaking funny. Still sitting here laughing. Gotta love kids...

swensen clan said...

That's hilarious!

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Katie said...

Awesome. There's a name for those sort of tricks. Sadly, I hear them from 30-something year old men.